The Roblicon
An Illustrated Guide to the Secret Language of the PattinScouts
Banana Nut Muffin
Either a tasty treat, (food form) or Euphemism for the male...(um) package..(um) area...parts. A tasty treat either way. Wow! That's really pervy, even for a Tri-O.
Beanie, The
A.K.A. The Toque, Penis With
Ears, The Hat, Coverer of Sex Hair.
Hottest hat to ever grace any guy.
Ever. Use and value of great
debate within Tri-O society. Except
they’re all wrong cause it’s the hottest hat ever.
Cane, The
First appearance April 2010. Prop accompaniment for DuRob. Responsible for many dirty forum posts and
inappropriate daydreams.
DuRob
Fandom name adopted to describe the pretty during filming of Bel Ami. Not to be confused with Motown jingle sound (DoWah, DoWaaaahhh). Also, DuRobutt referring to the rumored appearance(s) of Rob's naked bottom in Bel Ami.
CornJob
The act of sexual gratification Bella performs for Amishward in the corn field in
Steph's Fic "In Your World."
DetailsRob
He of the Creepy photo shoot. I mean, what’s with the naked girls? Does no one track this man’s fan base? Pretty sure most of us don’t need to see other boobs naked. Plus, you put the naked girls in the forefront and a weird spaced out Rob photo framed on the wall? Really? Despite objections, copies found in RobPorn collections fandom wide.
ET
(ET) usage: phone home. Sometimes refers to short scrunchy looking alien guy with penchant for Reese Pieces.
(ET) usage: Evil Twin. Other times refers to Steph and Kris’ ability to be actually two different people with one brain.
EyelashPorn
Exactly what you think it is. Wow some people have really really particular tastes.
Feely McPeel 
FingerPorn
A subculture of RobPorn. Particular attention should be paid to the length of the thumbs. I mean really, that is just ridiculous.
FreckleBert
Particular sub-culture of RM RobLer. Identified by smattering of freckles on back during hot half naked scene that makes you awkward to be all turned on since he’s talking about his dead brother. But you are anyways, cause really – Naked Back! Fans of FreckleBert are known as “Freckle H00rs” (Notable H00rs: Duders79 and Alexandra)
Grizzly Adams
A.K.A. Hope for Haiti Telethon Rob. Often accompanies RobDrought (vacation time), therefore not often recorded for posterity. Thankfully.
GQRob
HockeyWard
JawBreaker & The DumDums
Fictitious name given to Rob, TomStu and Sam (by Tracy) for their musical road trip across the Southwestern United States in September 2010. Inspired by Steph's Road Trip 2010 fic.
JawPorn
Additional RobPorn subculture. Often referred to in the same sentence as words “lick” and “humina humina humina”.
KneePorn
Leroy
He of the majestic mullet, King of the
Trailer and captain of the Tri-O fantasy boat.
LookUpMyShortsRob
Inspired by same still shot from
“Remember Me” that inspired KneeRob.
Cause of many trips to eye doctor as fandom simultaneously squinted for
10 hours trying to see what wasn’t visible.
Nipplegate
OscarRob
He of the bow tie. Performance date, February 2009. Repeat performance, with decreased nervousness on the part of Rob and fandom hoped for in February 2011.
OvulatingFan
Freudian slip made by Teddi. Intended as description of Oscilating fan, drunk Twilight watching resulting in answer of “Ovulating Fan”. Also accurate description of all Fans of the Pretty whenever a new Water For Elephants set picture is distributed.
PattinScouts
RevlonRob
Rob with pink lips, per Japan close up,
Riley
Rumored love child of Tracy and
Rob. Calls Rob “Daddy”. Also minor character in Eclipse which will
probably be blown up bigger than it is in the book.
RobDrought
Description of time period wherein little new Rob media is available. Indicators often include various complaints of RobDrought and discussion of the great summer of 2009. Is often accompanied by guilty feeling of wish for new pictures and desire to see Rob get some time off. Cause of much internal conflict.
RobFever
Overwhelming feeling of complete
obsession, often accompanies turn to spring weather and influx of RobPorn.
RobFirmations
Daily moments to reflect on the pretty. Often supplied by one of Steph’s alter egos, although may be supplemented by other Tri-O members (case in point – Tracy – JapanRob –
RobLer (aka Tybert)
A.K.A. “Remember Me Rob”. Purveyor of F**khot summer 2009 photos, and hater of bowls sent to tease him.
RobOwski
Rob of “Water For Elephants” era. Identified by f**khot backwards mullet haircut. Party on the top, business on the sides and back.
Rob Pastry-son
Life sized cookie Rob sold by
Tri-O online bakery.
RobWard
Despite much popular belief, much of
fandom able to separate Rob from Edward.
Original Spawn of “Rob__” names used to describe roles adopted by Mr. Cullen
Pattinson.
RomeRob
Unanimously voted sexiest Rob of all time by everyone. No joke. Every single person on the planet voted in this poll, and no one disagreed.
“Sac Banana Festival”
Either
an adults only festival celebrating Banana Nut Muffins or the Sacramento Banana
Festival. Either way, the funniest
festival name of all time. Potential
goldmine of Tri-O mascot paraphernalia, as it is likely sponsored by Feely
McPeel himself.
Sexpenders
Attachment to hottest pants in history.
Sexual Dyslexia
Rob is known to have caused this syndrome i.e. mentally replacing the word "prom" with "porn". Also could be construed as wishful thinking.
ShowerRob
Fantasy of much of fandom. No proof exists, however many examples have been written. Particular favorite of Tracy on cleaning days.
Spew
Action which accompanies any trip to Leroy’s Love Shack. Often the cause of inappropriate humour.
Stoli
Legendary Rob Shirt. Whereabouts currently unknown. Fear within fandom that it may have been
ripped during heated tryst. Fantasies
within fandom that it got ripped during heated tryst. **Shirt update: According to Rob when he appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel show 06/14/10, he cannot find the shirt, which his mum, the dear Claire Pattinson herself mended for him. However, he did acknowledge that he had received at least one replacement from a fan (@myrobpattinson)
Tophat
Prop accompanying DuRob. Sexiness unproven, although touted amongst
fandom.
Tri-O Society
Affiliation of hot, accomplished totally sane women who currently meet virtually and will in the future meet in Vegas, to discuss and reflect on all things regarding the pretty. Most awesome group of girls that anyone could hope to know. Name derived from action completed by members when viewing GQ or VFRob.
Tyler and the Sexpenders
Name of fictional Rob band as
coined by Tracy. May or may not
have a security detail staffed by Tri-O’s and PattinScouts. If true, would be most effective security
detail in history.
VFRob
Tied for lead in hottest Rob
Photoshoot of all time (as of
Wedding Ring
Use 1: Prop accompaniment to
DuRob. Use 2: Yes Please.
Funniest Kris line of all time (June4, 2010)
